1) 2 packages of twinkies
2) 2 cowboy hats
3) 1 tiara
4) 1 pack of cigarettes
5) Polaroid film
6) Polaroid camera
7) Gift from the insolent child
8) Gift from the Kingpin
9) Digital camera
10) One Little Babushka
List of Items for Stank Williams III’s Birthday Party
Published October 18, 2007 etiquette , fast women , genius schemes , people we deem acceptable , the insolent child 3 CommentsTags: birthday party, fantasy fulfillment, polaroids, twinkies
Crazytown 
hey, and i tried to call and sing “happy birthday” but one LB didn’t answer her phone talking machine.
Hey LB and KP! Your blog has hardly been crazy for days now. Most people don’t give up on their blogs for a couple months at least. Are you on the fast track?
They are *so* on the fast track – they’ve already moved on to The Next Big Thing.
Come on y’all – I thought you said you were going to give us, the public, more.