The Ladies of Crazytown will be eating Veggies from these lovely people!
So,
What about you? Are you gonna:
A) Buy your Produce at the farmers market, it’s a great way to use your wicker shopping basket and floppy sun hat.
B) Join a local CSA and hope it makes you as cool as the Crazytown kids……..fat chance!
C) Shop at the mega market, fuck a bunch a hippies.
D) Grow your own vegetables and make your own beauty and skin care products, because a life without homemade flax seed lube is no life at all?
Seriously, I want to know what you people are planning and will it result in a meal or two for me? Are you going to eat local?
XO,
LB.
P.S. Why is there no local eat local website, anyone?
P.P.S. I think homemade lube is hot.
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E) All of the above.
Because I want to fuck a bunch of hippies. I’ll bring the lube.
if i’m lucky, i’ll grow lettuce, tomatoes, basil, and peppers. other than that, safeway here i come. (keep in mind that some people have money anxiety and stress over spending lots of cash on food.) does that make me bourgeois?
No, it makes you anxiety ridden!
Frankly it seems fair to have anxiety about spending a lot of cash on anything.
Hoping to grow my own. Have I mentioned I have leek seedlings? Parsley is coming along nicely and the arugula and chard are up. Starting tomatoes, basil and the other summer things soon/today. All is hopeful until the groundhogs start hitting it. My No More Mr. Nice Guy pledges often fail after I come face to face with one of the little critters, but maybe this year…
I am so thankful to the LB for arranging food this season. I’ve got a mess of chard in my backyard (hey that rhymes) but that’s all i’ve worked out. And chard does not a diet make. Chardburger, anyone? Chard cupcakes?