Alert: Stank Williams III can tuck himself in … his own self

If this doesn’t make any sense to you, don’t worry. It doesn’t make sense to us either. When we offered to tuck him in for his birthday, our own Jack Tripper (AKA Stank Williams III), said he can tuck himself in, “with a string.” We’re all like HUH?? We’re used to a moment each day when we’re shocked and uncomfortable with something he says, but today we’re also confused. When we “probed” further (sorry), he explained that he tucks in his lil Stank by wrapping a string round it and tucking it. And we’re all like HUH? Where does the string get attached? Where does it end up? And Stank says, “I think I’ve told you enough. It’s your blog.” Well. Not exactly the best way to talk to ladies, eh?

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